Work of Michael Lowell Teague for Sale and Perusal.
Icarus Transfigured
A Memoir/Novel in Late-Diagnosed Asperger’s Syndrome
Visit my second site, Aspergersdoorknob.com, which is home to my online memoir/novel, and other writings.
Work of Michael Lowell Teague for Sale and Perusal. |
Icarus TransfiguredA Memoir/Novel in Late-Diagnosed Asperger’s Syndrome Visit my second site, Aspergersdoorknob.com, which is home to my online memoir/novel, and other writings. |
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New is a relative term when it comes to my paintings. However, there are many new works on paper. Last Update: 5/01/12 |
Before I was a painter, I was a composer. These pages contain new pop/rock and classical opuses, as well as a sample of early works. Presented in Flash film format. Last Update: 5/12/12 Now in High Fidelity Stereo! |
An odd collection of little films I've created, including efforts conceived as films and comics reformatted as films. Last Update: 5/19/11 Now in Stereo! Plug-in for Flash Player (If needed). |
| Profiles in Confusion celebrates differently-abled thinkers, and you either find them puzzling or absurdly funny. There are very few agnostics when it comes to my work. This selection of strips, arranged by academic year as they appeared in the Indiana Daily Student, are among my favorites. |
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Evolution dictates that you should walk upright. Evolution dictates that you should walk straight into my arms, you crazy, beautiful woman. What we have together is not an aberration of Natural Selection. It’s golden, Samantha. We’re golden. |
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Mercy, woman! We’re gonna pimp your funk! We’re gonna get your Botox on and shake it on down! Mercy on a world with such funk in it! Mercy! |
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Wha’cha doin’ walkin’ ‘round wid all dem keys for? You ain’t got no job. Why you got all dem keys for if you ain’t got no job? You ain’t up ta nuttin’ but no good wid dem keys! You all actin’ like Mr. Big Shot wid dem keys! Like you a Key Master or som’um! |
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What happened to the dinosaurs? Why haven’t we built a time machine to solve this riddle yet? Who's in charge of this dog and pony show, anyway? What bonehead is dropping the ball here? This burns me up! I’m not waving this gun around because it matches the color of the veins in my neck! I want some damn answers! |
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PROFILES IN CONFUSION, BEST OF THE LAST I want to learn to fly an airplane, but not how to land. No landing—just taking off. Is there some school where I can do that? Someplace where I don’t have to pay out-of-state tuition? I can drive there, but I only know how to drive a car and not stop it. I went to school for that last year. |
More Profiles in Confusion can be heard at the Flash Films Stage.
Support Blender Kitty and its creator by buying a tee-shirt! Come visit my store on CafePress. |
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"There is only one step from the sublime to the ridiculous.” —Napoleon
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Updated Archive 5/03/11. Now in LARGER format! |
| History of Painting chronicles my evolution as a square peg painter in a round peg art world. Expanded! Color-Adjusted! (6/2/11) |  |
| History of Comics. The logic of my comics follows the spirit of my paintings. I would describe my work in this medium as a combination of kitsch and haiku, where the resulting absurdity resonates like an ancient subterranean echo. More Epic Dermis Comics! |  |
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