Work of Michael Lowell Teague for Sale and Perusal.
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An Aversion to LaddersA Memoir/Novel in Late-Diagnosed Asperger’s Syndrome I have started a second site, Aspergersdoorknob.com, which is home to my online memoir/novel. It includes Flash films and other illustrations. The complete manuscript is available for reading at no charge. |
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Here I will blow the dust off a few relics of my previous life as a composer and endeavor to perform them. Last Update: 7/22/08 |
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What happened to the dinosaurs? Why haven’t we built a time machine to solve this riddle yet? Who's in charge of this dog and pony show, anyway? What bonehead is dropping the ball here? This burns me up! I’m not waving this gun around because it matches the color of the veins in my neck! I want some damn answers! |
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Wha’cha doin’ walkin’ ‘round wid all dem keys for? You ain’t got no job. Why you got all dem keys for if you ain’t got no job? You ain’t up ta nuttin’ but no good wid dem keys! You all actin’ like Mr. Big Shot wid dem keys! Like you a Key Master or som’um! |
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Mercy, woman! We’re gonna pimp your funk! We’re gonna get your Botox on and shake it on down! Mercy on a world with such funk in it! Mercy! |
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Last Update: 5/31/08 Plug-in for Flash Player (If needed). |
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"There is only one step from the sublime to the ridiculous.” —Napoleon
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Works on paper are ideal for first-time art collectors on limited budgets. |
Updated Archive 1/30/08. More early strips! |
| Epic Dermis #1 won a Xeric Award in 1999, and it is my only published comic book to date. You can buy a copy directly from me for half-off the cover price! |  |
| History of Painting chronicles my evolution as a square peg painter in a round peg art world. More Images! |  |
| History of Comix. The logic of my comics follows the spirit of my paintings. I would describe my work in this medium as a combination of kitsch and haiku, where the resulting absurdity resonates like an ancient subterranean echo. More Epic Dermis Comics! |  |
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