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Work of Michael Lowell Teague for Sale and Perusal. |
An Aversion to LaddersA Memoir/Novel in Late-Diagnosed Asperger’s Syndrome I have started a second site, Aspergersdoorknob.com, which is home to my online memoir/novel. The completed manuscript includes Flash films and other illustrations, and is free for the reading. |
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New is a relative term when it comes to my paintings, as I only finish a few stand-alone paintings and works on paper a year. Last Update: 12/19/08 |
Before I was a painter, I was a composer. These pages contain new opuses and a sample of early works. All are presented in Flash film format. Last Update: 7/02/09 Now in Stereo! |
An odd collection of little films I've created, including efforts conceived as films and comics reformatted as films. Last Update: 4/27/09 Now in Stereo! Plug-in for Flash Player (If needed). |
Profiles in Confusion: A Dramatic Reading (2009) The first Profiles in Confusion film! |
"Only God can make a snowflake..." |
| Profiles in Confusion celebrates differently-abled thinkers, and you either find them puzzling or absurdly funny. There are very few agnostics when it comes to my work. This selection of strips, arranged by academic year as they appeared in the Indiana Daily Student, are among my favorites. I would dearly love to get my work into more college papers. Please see Contact page if you have some pull with an editor. |
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Evolution dictates that you should walk upright. Evolution dictates that you should walk straight into my arms, you crazy, beautiful woman. What we have together is not an aberration of Natural Selection. It’s golden, Samantha. We’re golden. |
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Mercy, woman! We’re gonna pimp your funk! We’re gonna get your Botox on and shake it on down! Mercy on a world with such funk in it! Mercy! |
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Wha’cha doin’ walkin’ ‘round wid all dem keys for? You ain’t got no job. Why you got all dem keys for if you ain’t got no job? You ain’t up ta nuttin’ but no good wid dem keys! You all actin’ like Mr. Big Shot wid dem keys! Like you a Key Master or som’um! |
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What happened to the dinosaurs? Why haven’t we built a time machine to solve this riddle yet? Who's in charge of this dog and pony show, anyway? What bonehead is dropping the ball here? This burns me up! I’m not waving this gun around because it matches the color of the veins in my neck! I want some damn answers! |
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"There is only one step from the sublime to the ridiculous.” —Napoleon
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Updated Archive 1/30/08. More early strips! |
| Epic Dermis #1 won a Xeric Award in 1999, and it is my only published comic book to date. You can buy a copy directly from me for half-off the cover price! |  |
| History of Painting chronicles my evolution as a square peg painter in a round peg art world. More Images! |  |
| History of Comics. The logic of my comics follows the spirit of my paintings. I would describe my work in this medium as a combination of kitsch and haiku, where the resulting absurdity resonates like an ancient subterranean echo. More Epic Dermis Comics! |  |
| Confessions from a Freak of Nature includes a brief history of my two sites, my thought process as an artist, as well as some reflections on Asperger's Syndrome and my past seven years on the Internet. Last Update: 5/31/09 |  |
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My two sites, Blender Kitty and Asperger’s Doorknob, combined, had in excess of 235,000 hits and 14,000 visitors in 2008. Thank you for your patronage.
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| Copyright © 2009 Michael Teague. All rights reserved. |
